5 Worst WWE PPV Names

WWE positive has give you some unusual PPV occasion names over time…

From the second it was introduced followers started speculating what the identify of WWE’s Cardiff’s pay-per-view, sorry, “Premium Stay Occasion” was going to be referred to as.

Will it have one thing to do with Dragons? Valleys? Leaks? Some even speculated a “SummerSlam half 2.” These individuals have clearly by no means been to Wales, the place summer season doesn’t actually exist.

What we acquired was “Conflict At The Fortress.”

Fairly an underwhelming title, however no less than it form of is sensible, because the occasion will happen lower than a mile away from Cardiff Fortress.

Additionally it is not as dangerous as these earlier occasion names that someway managed to wiggle their manner via previous the conceptual stage.

Taboo Tuesday

 

Taboo Tuesday logo

A PPV being held on a Tuesday wasn’t fairly awkward sufficient, so WWE determined to double down by giving it the odd moniker “Taboo Tuesday.”

Right here is the Cambridge definition of the phrase Taboo.

“A topic, phrase, or motion that’s averted for spiritual or social causes:”

On this society, there’s a taboo on/in opposition to any kind of public show of affection.
He wouldn’t hesitate to interrupt any taboo.

So what taboos have been exactly damaged? The present allowed followers to vote for match stipulations on-line. Was giving individuals what they need to be thought-about taboo?

Additionally Taboo is simply straight up a humorous phrase. Say it slowly. TABOOOOOOOOO.

The idea solely lasted a few years earlier than it was moved to the weekend and renamed Cyber Sunday.

The saucy ones amongst us who keep in mind the early days of the world large internet would know that “cyber” was slang for naughty chat room messaging.

Now that will have actually damaged some taboos.

The Biggest Royal Rumble

The Greatest Royal Rumble poster featuring Cena, Triple H, Undertaker and Rusev

There was a interval when WWE determined to provide matches and occasions an additional little bit of hyperbole by including the phrase “best.”

Bear in mind at Backlash a few years in the past when Edge and Randy Orton have been set to face one another in “The Biggest Wrestling Match Ever!” No strain, lads.

The identical goes for 2018’s “The Biggest Royal Rumble”

To start with, it needed to differentiate itself from the standard Royal Rumble, as that happened at, effectively, the Royal Rumble.

It additionally had the stipulation of fifty individuals competing, versus the standard 30, so it was actually the most important Royal Rumble.

How about calling it the “Tremendous Rumble?” or the “Extremely Rumble?” or “The Royal Rumble: Turbo” or another variant of a Avenue Fighter title?

The Biggest Royal Rumble simply sounded a bit bit infantile, as if infants in a playground have been making dream fantasy bookings. It’s just a few steps away from “DA BESTEST WOYAL WUMBLE EVAAAAR”

Sadly, winner Braun Strowman didn’t go on to face the champion at “The Most Superior WrestleMania!”

The Horror Present At Excessive Guidelines

 

Horror Show Extreme Rules

Excessive Guidelines in 2020 was bizarre. Heck, each WWE occasion in 2020 was bizarre, with the Thunder Dome giving us a style of what a dystopian wrestling occasion would appear to be.

The identify “ThunderDome” even comes from Mad Max 3, a film set in an apocalyptic wasteland!

Anyway, even earlier than the Orwellian panorama of grinning faces from managed laptop screens, WWE was making wacky selections, and a present which featured weird sights like Seth Rollins ripping out Rey Mysterio’s eye deserved an equally weird identify.

The Horror Present wasn’t a sub-title, like Excessive Guidelines: The Horror Present. It was a part of the complete identify. The Horror Present At Excessive Guidelines.

The wordy title form of gives the look that The Horror Present was a aspect efficiency outdoors the primary circus tent of Excessive Guidelines. And even higher than that, the WWE superstars have been going to carry out Richard O’Brien’s basic musical The Rocky Horror Present… to the intense!

A megalomaniac who has “been making a person with blonde hair and a tan.” Dr Frank-N-Furter or Vince within the 80s in the course of the rise of Hulkamania? You determine.

Crown Jewel

 

WWE Crown Jewel

At first, this title may not sound too weird. The occasion did happen within the kingdom of Saudi Arabia in spite of everything.

The factor is, after intensive analysis (a fast look on Google) the king of Saudi Arabia doesn’t have a crown, not to mention one with jewels in it. To not public data anyway.

Perhaps the title is referring to the occasion itself, that it’s a substitute for Saudi Arabia’s lack of golden hat.

After two annual occasions, WWE was compelled to take a yr out in 2020 for what needs to be apparent causes.

Maybe it was throughout that point somebody realized the present identify didn’t make that a lot sense, and when the occasion returned it performed host to each the King Of The Ring and inaugural Queen’s Crown event, permitting some justification for the royal headwear deal with.

Nice Balls Of Hearth

Title card for Great Balls Of Fire

As if there was any doubt, the highest spot on this listing has to go to Nice Balls Of Hearth.

It’s a marvel how this identify made it to this point to grow to be a header for a present. “Nice Balls of Hearth” isn’t a standard phrase utilized in each day life (until you’re somebody who is consistently shocked when consuming at hibachi eating places), not to mention one that will join with fashionable audiences.

It’s mostly related to a random sixty-year-old track carried out by a person with a doubtful repute.

The present would possibly as effectively be referred to as “Blue Suede Sneakers,” or “Tutti Frutti” or “Ring Of Hearth”

Truly, that final one isn’t so dangerous. At the very least it has the phrase ring within the title. Makes extra sense than BALLS of fireside anyway.

And let’s be trustworthy, no occasion ought to have the phrase BALLS in its title.

It needs to be taken as a right that us wrestling followers, who spent hard-earned cash on merchandise that includes all types of impolite phrases and double entendres within the late 90s/early 00s, aren’t actually mature sufficient to not giggle when an announcer or commentator says the phrase GREAT BALLS OF FIRE with gusto.

Was that the purpose? A PG try at some low-key, low-brow humour?

Both manner, somebody got here up with that title, and lots of extra agreed with it.

Perhaps the identify Conflict At The Fortress isn’t so dangerous in spite of everything, eh?

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